Other women(and occasionally men) seem to comprehend a great deal more in my idea of love than I do myself, effectively removing the simplicity that surrounds it and attaching a forced ostentatiousness to it. I take no part in adding such glamour to it. Exasperated, they ask me ‘What will it take for you to just fall in love with a man already?!’. I would like to assume that my demand is simpler than most women’s. I tell them, ‘Why, all he needs to do is surprise me!’. Teehee.